As Thick As Thieves

OPEN MON – SAT 7- 3   SUN 7.30 – 3

ALL DAY BREAKFAST

THE SNEAKY THIEF EGGS ON SOURDOUGH

Poached, fried, or scrambled eggs. Choose from any of the add ons from the sides list below

+Scrambled

$14.50

$2.00

THE BANDIT SMASHED AVOCADO AND FETA

Smashed avo, Danish feta, beetroot relish, served on multigrain sourdough with two poached eggs, charred corn, pickled onion and dukkah.

+Bacon

$26.50

$6.50

PICKPOCKET SRIRACHA BENEDICT

Crispy bacon, panko crumbed eggs, sautéed spinach and mushrooms, on roti topped with sriracha infused hollandaise and chilli oil

$26.90

CAT BURGLAR’S BREKKIE BURGER

Fried eggs, bacon, tasty cheese, tomato relish, aioli, served in a WRAP or TURKISH BREAD.

+Hashbrown

$16.90

$6.50

SPICY SCRAMBLED EGGS

Chilli scrambled eggs, served with crispy bacon throughout, Thai chilli, pecorino cheese, on sourdough.

$16.90

THE GRAND HEIST BIG BREAKFAST

Two eggs your way, bacon, house-made hashbrown, mushrooms, chorizo, grilled tomato, on sourdough.

$30

BASIC BENEDICT CRIMINAL

Two poached eggs with hollandaise on sourdough. Your choice of:

+Bacon
+Salmon

$27.29

$29.30

CRISPY CORN FRITTERS

Corn and zucchini fritters, herbed labneh, sun-dried tomato pesto, salsa, avocado, and a poached egg.

$25.00

SHAKSHUKA

Two poached eggs, capsicum, potato, chorizo, rich tomato sugo, manchego, served with sourdough toast.

$25.90

STEAK AND EGGS

200g porter house, two poached eggs, bacon and potato hash, and chimichurri.

$31.90

RICOTTA PANCAKES

Caramelised banana and crème anglaise, fresh strawberries, maple syrup, candied walnuts, and vanilla ice cream.

$25.90

THE LOOT WAFFLES

Fluffy waffles, Nutella sauce, banana, strawberries, chocolate soil, vanilla ice cream.

+Bacon

$22.90

$6.50

PILFERER PORRIDGE

Oat and chai seed porridge, spiced pear, roasted rhubarb, macadamia crumble, coconut, boysenberry couli

$21.90

WARM BREKKIE BOWL

Quinoa, sliced avo, roasted chickpeas, beetroot, and sweet potato, pickled onion, chopped kale, topped with tahini dressing.

+One poached egg

$16.90

$6.50

SOMETHING ON THE SMALLER SIDE…

FIG AND FRUIT SOURDOUGH

Served with butter

$11.50

SHOPLIFTERS TOAST

Your choice of sourdough, multigrain or gluten free toast with Vegemite/Jam/Honey/Peanut butter/Marmalade/Nutella.

$10.00

ADD ON SIDES

Lamb | Falafel | Chicken | Smoked Salmon

$8.50

Sliced OR Smashed Avocado | House-made Hashbrown | Bacon | Halloumi | Feta | Grilled tomato | Mushrooms | Chorizo

$6.50

Spinach | Fried Kale 

$5.50

Hollandaise | Sriracha Hollandaise 

$4.00

1 Egg | Chilli Oil | Aioli | Tomato Sauce | BBQ Sauce 

$3.50

LUNCH

THE SWINDLER SOUVLAKI

Grilled lamb, lettuce, tomato, and taztziki in soft pita bread, served with chips. 

$26.90

CHICKEN WRAP

Panko crumbed chicken, bacon, lettuce, garlic aioli, and cheese, served with chips.

$24.90

FALAFEL WRAP

House-made falafel, onion, lettuce, pickled cucumber, taztziki, and hummus, served with chips. 

$23.90

PURLOIN POKE BOWL

Brown rice, pickled ginger, avo, fried kale, one poached egg, diced tomato. Your choice of: Chicken Teriyaki OR Falafel Hummus.

$25.90

CRISPY CHICKEN TACOS

Buttermilk fried chicken, iceberg lettuce, pickled slaw, tomato salsa, sriracha aioli

$25.90

FRENCH DIP SANDWICH

Roast sirloin, caramelised onion, melted swiss cheese, toasted baguette, horseradish aioli, dipping au jus, chips on side.

$25.90

WARM CHICKEN SALAD

Cajun spiced chicken, warm quinoa, rocket, raddish, whipped feta, toasted almonds, topped with a honey lemon vinaigrette.

$25.90

LUNCH EXTRAS…

Beer Battered Chips
Sweet Potato Fries with Garlic Aioli

$12.00

$12.00

Gluten Free
Gluten Free Option
Dairy Free
Vegan
Vegetarian
Vegetarian Option

MINI THEIVES MENU

*12 & Under. | $13.50 each.

Pancake Stack
(Maple syrup, popcorn, ice cream)
One poached egg and bacon on toast
Chicken nuggets and Chips.

FRESH COLD PRESS JUICE

SML

LRG

Orange or Apple
Green (Apple, Kale, Ginger, Celery)
The Lot (Apple, Carrot, Orange, Ginger)

$5.00

$9.00

COLD DRINKS

SML

MED

LRG

Iced Latte

$5.50

$6.50

$7.50

Cold Foam
Iced Coffee / Iced Chocolate

(LRG one size only)
Your milk of choice poured over ice and icecream with a double shoy of espresso or chocolate syrup.

$1.00

$9.00

Whipped Cream

$1.50

Iced Biscoff Latte

Double shot of espresso, biscoff syrup, poured over ice, topped with cream

$11.00

Floating Coconut

Coconut water, icecream, double shot of espresso.

$12.00

MATCHA

SML

LRG

Hot Matcha Latte

$6.00

$8.00

Iced Matcha Latte
Coconut Cloud Matcha

Fresh matcha poured over ice cold coconut water

$1.00

$9.00

Iced Strawberry Foam Matcha

House-made strawberry jam mixed into your milk of choice, topped with fresh matcha and vanilla cold foam.
+Maple $0.50

$12.00

SMOOTH CRIMINAL

(one size only) $12.00

Berrylicious

Mixed berries, sorbet

Bananarama

Banana, malt, honey, vanilla icecream, topped with cinnamon

Mango

Mango, vanilla icecream,
passionfruit.
+Protein $3.00

COZY SEASONAL SPECIALS

Biscoff Latte, topped with cream & a biscuit
Hazelnut Hot Chocolate, topped with marshmallow foam

$8.50

$8.50

JUICE SHOT

$6.00

Ginger & Lemon

COFFEE

SML/Cup

MED/Mug

LRG/Takeaway cup only

$5.00

$6.00

$7.00

Magic

$5.50

Piccolo

$5.00

Mocha

+$0.30

Extra Shot

+$0.80

Syrups

+$0.80

Alternative Milks

+$0.80

MilkLab Lactose Free, Almond or Oat Milk, Bonsoy Soy Milk.

HOT CHOCOLATE

SML

MED

LRG

$5.00

$6.00

$7.00

HOT CHOCOLATE

BABYCINO or PUP CUP

$4.00

TEA

A pot of English Breakfast, Peppermint, Earl Grey, Lemongrass & Ginger

$5.00

SWEET ICED TEA

$8.00

Peach and Pear

Lemon Lime

CHAI

Prana Chai
Prana Iced Chai

$6.50

$9.00

MILKSHAKES

KIDS

LRG

Chocolate, Caramel, Strawberry,
Vanilla, Banana.

$6.00

$8.00

+Thickshakes
+Coffee

$3.00

$0.80

FRAPPES

$11.00

Chocolate, Caramel, Coffee, Mocha Ice, ice cream, milk,
flavour of choice, topped with whipped cream.

FRIDGE SELECTION

Our fridge offers a range of soft drinks, mineral waters etc..
Head to the front of the Café to check it out.

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

Beer Battered Chips

Asahi or Great Northern

$12.00

Processco

Piccolo
Bottle
Mimosa

Processco, freshly squeezed OJ, fresh strawberry.

$12.00

$35.00

$15.00

White Wine (Wild Oats Sauvignon Blanc)

Piccolo
Bottle

$12.00

$35.00

Red Wine (Wild Oats Shiraz)

Piccolo
Bottle

$12.00

$35.00

CANAPÉ STYLE FUNCTION

4X CANAPÉS

$45 per person

6X CANAPÉS

$55 per person

8X CANAPÉS

$65 per person

Add a welcome bubbles for

$5.00 per person

 

Choice of canapés

PACKAGE ADD ONS

GRAZING TABLE

$17 pp

DESSERT/FRUIT CANAPÉS

$19

GELATO CART DRINK TOWER DRINK TOWER DRINK TOWER PERSONALISED STYLING

$$

BAR TAB — MINIMUM $500

4 HOUR EXCLUSIVE HIRE

Notes:
Kitchen, floor and bar staff included.
Hot food starts from 6pm earliest

KIDS MENU

$20 PP INCLUDING SOFT DRINK

GELATO CART
DRINK TOWER
DRINK TOWER
DRINK TOWER
PERSONALISED
STYLING

DRINKS.

COFFEE           Small       Medium        Large

(T/A cup only)     $4.50       $5.50            $6.50

Extra Shot
+$0.50

Mocha
+$0.20

Decaf
+$1.00

Flavoured Shots
+$0.50

Hot Chocolate
+$0.20

MilkLab Lactose-Free, Almond or Oat Milk
Bonsoy Soy Milk
+$1.00

TEA

English Breakfast, Peppermint, Earl Grey, Lemongrass & Ginger
$5.00

Prana Chai
$6.00

COLD DRINKS

ICED LATTE      Small       Medium     Large

                            $5.00       $6.00         $7.00

ICED COFFEE / ICED CHOCOLATE
$7.50

MILKSHAKES 
Kids $5.00     Large $7.50

THICK-SHAKES
$9.00

Flavours – Chocolate / Caramel/Vanilla/

Strawberry/  Banana

Coffee
+$0.50

SMOOTHIES
$10.00

Berrylicious

(Mixed Berries and Lemon Sorbet)

Bananarama

(Banana, Malt, Honey and Vanilla Ice-cream

Super Smoothie

(Banana, Kale, Kiwi, Apple Juice and Coconut

Water)

Add Protein
$3.00

 

FRIDGE SELECTION
$4.50

Check out our range of soft drinks, mineral waters, etc

COLD-PRESSED JUICES
$8.50

Orange Juice

Apple Juice

Green Delight 

(Ginger, Celery, Apple, Kale, Cucumber)

The Lot

(Apple, Carrot, Celery, Orange, Ginger)

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

BOTTLED BEER

Cascade Light
Stubby $9.50

Great Northern
$9.50

Ashi
$9.50

Peroni
$9.50

PROSECCO

Brown Brothers Piccolo
Piccolo $11.00


Bottle $33.00

Mimosa Cocktail
Glass $15.00

(Prosecco & Orange Juice)

WHITE WINE

Jacobs Creek Chardonnay
Piccolo $10.00

Jacobs Creek Sauvignon Blanc
Glass $8.00

Bottle $30.00

Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc
Bottle  $39.00

Wild Oats                         Piccolo Sauvignon Blanc            $11.00

Bottle $30.00

RED WINE

House Red Shiraz Piccolo
Piccolo $10.00

Penfolds Shiraz Bottle
Bottle $45.00

Pepper Jack Shiraz Bottle
Bottle  $45.00

ALL DAY BREAKFAST

CATERING & FUNCTIONS MENU COMING SOON

ALL DAY BREAKFAST

The Sneaky Thief Eggs on Sourdough- GF-O

Poached, fried or scrambled eggs. 
$12.00

Choose from any of the add ons from the sides list.

The Bandit Smashed Avocado and Feta GF-O

 Smashed avocado and Danish feta, beetroot relish served on multi-grain with 2 poached eggs, charred corn pickle onion and dukkah. GF-0
$22.90

Add Bacon                      +$5.00

Pickpocket Sriracha Benedict VEG-O

Crispy bacon, panko crumbed eggs, sautéed spinachand mushrooms on roti bread, topped with srirachainfused hollandaise and chilli oil.
$22.90

Cat Burglar’s Breakfast Burger GF-O

Fried eggs, bacon, tasty cheese, tomato relish,

aioli served in a wrap OR Turkish bread. 
$16.00

Spicy Scrambled Eggs GF-0

Chilli scrambled eggs, served with crispy bacon,

Thai
chilli and pecorino cheese on sourdough.


$16.00

Nutella Panacota GF-O/VEG

With a caramelised banana, almond vanilla

crumble, strawberries, amaretto raspberry

coulis and torched marshmallows. 
$20.90

Corn Halloumi Fritters Thieve GF/VEG

Two stacked fritters, poached egg, avocado

and house-made beetroot relish.$19.90


Add bacon +$5.00


Add Smoked Salmon +$6.00

The Grand Heist Big Breakfast GF-O

Two eggs your way, bacon, house-made hash

brown, mushrooms, chorizo and roasted

tomato on sourdough. 
$22.90

Basic Benedict Criminal

Poached eggs with hollandaise with your

choice of:

Bacon $18.90

Sautéed Spinach $17.90

Smoked Salmon $19.90

Spicy Scrambled Eggs GF-O

Free range eggs lightly scrambled and infused

with fresh chilli parmesan crispy bacon served

on toasted sourdough and garnished with

chilli oil and coriander.  
$20.90

Nourish Bowl VG/DF

Brown rice, cabbage, marinated mushroom,

carrots, kale, cucumber ribbons, edamame

and avocado miso ginger dressing.
$20.90

Add Eggs  +$5.00

Blueberry Bircher Muesli VG/DF

Served with coconut yogurt, fresh blueberries,

strawberries and topped with toasted coconut

& almond flakes. 
$15.90

Shoplifter Jams & Organic Butter Toast GF-O

Sourdough or multi-grain bread, served with a

choice of: Vegemite/Jam/Honey/Peanut

Butter/Nutella. 
$8.00

Nutella Crook Waffles

Light fluffy waffles, banana, strawberry and ice

-cream topped with Nutella sauce and

hedgehog crumble
$18.90


Add Bacon +$5.00

Sides

Smoked Salmon | Lamb | Falafel | Chicken$6.00Each

House-made Hash Brown | Halloumi | Feta
$5.00Each

Bacon | Smashed Feta +Avocado | Broccolini
$5.00Each

Grilled Tomato | Mushrooms
$6.00Each

Smoked Salmon | Lamb | Falafel | Chicken$4.50Each

Smashed Avocado | Chorizo
$5.00Each

Spinach | Fried Kale | Egg (1) | Hollandaise
$3.00Each

Sriracha Hollandaise | Chilli Oil | Aiol
$3.00Each

LUNCH

Lamb Souvlaki

Grilled lamb, lettuce, tomato and tzatziki

yogurt served in soft pita bread with chips.
$20.90

House-made Hash Brown | Halloumi | Feta
$5.00 

Chicken Wrap

Panko crumbed chicken, bacon, lettuce, garlic

aioli and cheese with chips.
$20.90

Double Cheese Burger

Beef patty, American cheese, house made

relish, iceburg lettuce, caramelised onion,

garlic aioli and pickles. Served on a charcoal

bun with beer battered chips
$20.90

Southern Fried Chicken Tacos

Slaw, sriracha aioli, chilli corn avocado salsa on

corn tacos. Served with beer battered chips.
$20.90

Poke Bow

Brown rice, pickled ginger, avocado, fried kale,

poached egg and diced tomatoes with your choice

of: Chicken Teriyaki OR Falafel Hummus$18.19

Salt and Pepper Squid Rocket Salad GF

Salt and pepper squid, rocket, parmesan,

spanish onion bean shots with lemon aioli

dressing. $20.90

Warm Chicken Pumpkin Salad GF

With tomato, avocado, danish feta and our

house dressing. 
$19.90

Falafel Wrap

With onion, lettuce, pickled cucumber, tzatziki

yogurt and hummus with chips.
$19.90

Lunch Extras

Bowl of Sweet Potato Chips with Smashed

Avocado
$9.00

Bowl of Beer Battered Chips.
$6.00

LITTLE THIEVES KIDS MENU
$9.00

(12 and under Only)

Pancake Stack

With maple syrup, coloured popcorn and ice-cream.

Poached Egg & Bacon On toast.

Chicken Nuggets and Chips

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